You CAN'T be kidding me

The most ridiculous situations and circumstances I happen myself into. I must say for these 23 years of my life and the 16 of them I have been self aware + female aware, God has decided to cross his arms cranks back in a recliner pop popcorn kernels the size of supernova into a black hole bucket, and sip on his galactic smoothie, and laugh at the relationship statii I have weaved in and out of. I can't even muster the creativity to curse what may be prolonging the object of my longing.